WHat grinds my gears part (2)

DEAR GOD,

In my next life,please make me a politician's son,so that I can shoot innocent women at bars and get away scot-free.
Or at least make me an industrialist's spn,so that I can bepersonally congratulatedby the deputy CM after I run over people on the road.
Or perhaps even an SC/ST/OBC,so that I can become a doctor even if I score 36% in my exams.
But please God,
Don't make me a regular citizen of this country.Because they are the ones that have no privileges in our free and egual land.....