EYERYDAY LIFE of mine

here is how the day went by today.
There i was Just got up from my sleep,when two men in blach suit came up to me and told "Sir,we have to leave in 20 mins".i told them ok..
Then after changing went to my terrace got into my chopper and off to the mumbai airport from where i took the car to my jet and was off to pune had breakfast and within 30 mins i was there.

took another chopper to my mansion,called my friends bhanu and vishnu told them to be ready.

picked them up in my bently(its better for younger guys) and was off to my presidential/penthouse suit for lunch n then came back home watched a movie in my in-house theater while getting a massage dropped them to teir houses by chopper as dint have time.

then went to the pune airstrip n back here in my bungalow in mumbai.

but.........
this does not happen,it never happens
This is what i do everyday

Get up at around 2 or something and head straight to the comp sign in to my messengersd and then go do the daily morning work(brushing etc etc) come out and then sit on the comp and 1st check my inboxes from 5 of my accounts.
go to the kitchen and fill my plate(is food.lunch) and head to the comp again
visit the daily links which are cars then gadgets and then more gadgets and then more cars...
after this watch tv for 2 to 3 hours.
at around 7 into the tub(yeah a jacuzzi tub,got some luxuary) for an hour or so
at 8:30 have dineer with family in the dinning room.the go back to the computer and put some movies on download and just surf or chat till 11.

at 11 or 12 watch friends till 5ish and then sleep

thats what i follow every single day
and only thing which is fixed is dinner at8:30 everyday as i need to have it at this time sort of addicted to the time..

Amazing thing is most of my friends are busy doing something by attending some or the other class..

so i need comments from u all pls i do

do i need to join some??do i??

P.S:I STILL WISH THE 1ST STORY WAS TRUE